What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:54
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
So they tried
Jason Sudeikis Pays Tribute To His Late Uncle George Wendt: “I Love Him Dearly” - Deadline
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt’s Daughter Shiloh Reintroduces Herself With New Name - HuffPost
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
No way
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Costco's New Food Court Item Has Customers Divided: 'It's Offensive' - Delish
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
10 quotes about science’s value to society - Big Think
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Mariners fall flat again: 'We'll keep fighting' - The Seattle Times
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Exercise improves colon cancer survival, high-quality trial finds - Ars Technica
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minecraft's "Vibrant Visuals" update finally has a release date - Eurogamer
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Credo Stock Rockets On 'Impressive' Beat-And-Raise Earnings Report - Investor's Business Daily
No go.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.